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[赛后贴] 今日NBA西部季后赛首轮，湖人队客场103-114不敌掘金队。
双方数据
湖人（0-1）：詹姆斯27分6板8助、浓眉32分14板5助4帽、八村塁7分3板、里夫斯13分4板3助、拉塞尔13分3板3助2断、普林斯11分4板。
掘金（1-0）：约基奇32分12板7助2断、波特19分8板2帽、戈登12分11板7助、波普12分2板3断、穆雷22分6板10助、沃特森8分、小乔丹4分2板。
[–]Tampa Bay RaptorsFaceMaskYT [score hidden] an hour ago
Points in the paint: Lakers - 48 - Nuggets - 64
FTs: Lakers - 19 - Nuggets - 6
球迷：
内线得分：湖人48分，掘金64分。
全场罚球：湖人19次，掘金6次。
新闻链接>>>>>>湖人全场19罚17中 掘金全场6罚5中 内线得分湖人54-64掘金
[–]Nuggetssleeplessaddict [score hidden] an hour ago
We had 0 FTs in the 2nd half
掘金球迷：而且整个下半场，我们一次罚球都没有！！
[–]KingsGunsmokeIV [score hidden] an hour ago
Goddamn, Nuggets playing with a handicap and still winning.
国王球迷：卧槽…比赛条件对自己这么不利，掘金竟然还能赢球啊！！
[–][GSW] JaVale McGeeSharkBaitDLS [score hidden] an hour ago
Honestly nothing makes me happier than to see it. Screw their preferential treatment, just outskill them anyway.
勇士球迷：不装了！不装了！没有比看到这种不畏强权的胜利更让我开心的了！去他娘的执法偏袒！！用硬实力碾压他们！！
[–]Zyntaro [score hidden] 54 minutes ago
Last year's matchup was literally the same shit. It was Lakers + refs vs Nuggets
球迷：去年的湖人掘金对决也是一毛一样！纯粹就是：湖人+裁判 VS 掘金！
[–]NuggetsWeirdRedBeard [score hidden] an hour ago
BUT THE LAKERS LIVE IN THE PAINT, BRO
掘金球迷：“但素，湖人是靠内线吃饭的呀（罚球多很正常的），大哥～”
[–]Warriors20815147 [score hidden] an hour ago
“StOp FoUlInG” was what I was told all year despite us also having more points in the paint than the Lakers ♂️
勇士球迷：尽管我勇的内线得分比湖人的更多，但整个赛季我还是一直被反呛“你们别犯规啊”… ♂️
[–]NuggetsSaynt614 [score hidden] an hour ago
Yeah that is ridiculous. If Jokic actually got a respectful superstar whistle the Nuggets would be unbeatable
掘金球迷：没错，太搞笑了！要是约基奇能尊享超级明星哨，掘金直接就天下无敌了！
[–]WarriorsInstantcoffees [score hidden] an hour ago
Jokic's whistle is crazy. Davis is allowed to molest him and he just does not get a free throw.
勇士球迷：约基奇所得到的判罚简直不忍直视！浓眉可以肆无忌惮地侵犯约基奇，而后者却得不到哨子！
新闻链接>>>>>>他搂我腰了！约基奇单打被浓眉帽出界 向裁判比划抱怨
[–]ayeno 26 points an hour ago
Typical Lakers whistle
球迷：典型的湖人牌哨子！
新闻链接>>>>>>里夫斯单打雷吉招牌骑马射箭2+1 约基奇夸张摊手不满判罚♂️♂️♂️
[–]NetsPattyIceNY 9 points 52 minutes ago
It's infuriating. Jokic keeps his cool so well in all of it too. Luca should take notes.
篮网球迷：太气人了！不过约基奇真个过程都保持得非常冷静～东契奇得好好学学人家！
[–]Nuggetsshifty39 [score hidden] an hour ago
2 free throws from an intentional foul on DJ, so we got 4 free throws all game.
Very fair, thank you Silver
掘金球迷：6个罚球里面的其中两个，还是湖人对小乔丹的战术犯规。这么算，我们整场就得到4个罚球！这比赛太公平了，谢谢你，萧华！
[–][BOS] Marquis DanielsFartrelCluggins [score hidden] 47 minutes ago
Every Lakers fan on r/nba going into this series: "If D'Angelo Russell can just hit 3s at his season average clip we have a good chance to win this!"
D'lo: Shits pants
凯尔特人球迷：这个系列赛一开始，湖人球迷就扬言说：“只要拉塞尔的三分球能发挥出他常规赛的平均水准，那我湖的赢面就很大！”
拉塞尔：吓尿了...都冲我来的？
新闻链接>>>>>>哪怕多进两个呢？拉塞尔20投6中仅13分 三分几乎全空位9中1
[–]NBAstarnoneckwind [score hidden] 48 minutes ago
very true, nuggets barely escaped with an 11 pt win behind jamal's torrid 9/24 shooting.
球迷：湖蜜们说得可太对了！瞧瞧今天，贾马尔-穆雷的手感都烫成啥样了，投出了24中9的极致命中率，尽管如此掘金也仅仅险胜湖人11分偷得一场胜利而已。（这要是拉塞尔发挥正常，那还得了？）
[–]LakersApollo611 [score hidden] 50 minutes ago
You know you don’t have a chance if your first sentence is “if DLo can just show up in the playoffs”
湖人球迷：如果你在季后赛把宝押在了拉塞尔身上，你也是完犊子了...
[–]LakersNimbus20000620 [score hidden] 51 minutes ago
Pain
湖人球迷：啊多么痛的领悟~~~
[–]Lakers-WingsForLife- [score hidden] 47 minutes ago
Can't believe they threw away Caruso and KCP for this guy.
湖人球迷：为了这厮，当初湖人竟然放弃了卡鲁索和波普，不敢信呐...
[–]WarriorsBalls_of_Adamanthium [score hidden] 53 minutes ago*
Bron legs were legitimately COOKED after the 3rd. He stood in the corner the whole 4th Q.
勇士球迷：今天老詹打完三节就累成老狗了...整个末节，挑了个角落，站着如喽啰...
[–]San Diego Clippersxyzyxzy [score hidden] 51 minutes ago
Lebron just can't carry a team wire to wire anymore.
球迷：老詹已然再也没法儿carry整场比赛了…
[–]Nuggetsusr_nme_ [score hidden] 50 minutes ago
Smh, can't do it for 3 decades. What a bum.
掘金球迷：啧啧啧…连称霸联盟三十年这种小事儿都办不到，垃圾一个…
[–]SupersonicsLorjack [score hidden] 47 minutes ago
The guy is in his 21st season he should not have to do this at this point in his career
超音速球迷：这是他的第21个赛季，到了生涯这个阶段，老詹没必要那么carry了吧～
[–]Thunderjslee0034 [score hidden] 41 minutes ago
True but if you take like 40% of your team’s cap then you kinda are expected to. I know he’s old but look at how much he’s earning.
雷霆球迷：说的有道理…但要是你的薪水占了全队的40%，你拿了钱得办事儿啊！我知道他年纪大了，但是你瞧瞧他挣得是多少W！？
[–]CelticsAbysmalParty [score hidden] 55 minutes ago
Yeah Jokic figured out basketball
凯尔特人球迷：耶！！约基奇的篮球理解在大气层！！
新闻链接>>>>>>玩具！纯纯玩具！约基奇23中15爆砍32分12板7助0失误
–]Celticsmastacheef87 [score hidden] 52 minutes ago
he has the best touch I’ve ever seen in my life. it’s actually unreal
凯尔特人球迷：约老师的投篮手感是我这辈子见过最牛的！！简直厉害得有点假了啊！！
[–]Minneapolis Lakersrawchess [score hidden] 50 minutes ago
His hookshots look like point blank layups
森林狼球迷：他的勾手投篮准得跟上空篮一样！
[–]Celticsmastacheef87 [score hidden] 48 minutes ago
if you’re the defense, as soon as Jokic gets 2 feet in the paint you just have to pack it up and pray.
凯尔特人球迷：如果你是防守方，要是看到约基奇离禁区只剩2步了，正确的做法是立即放弃防守，并跪下求观音菩萨保佑不要进球，这样限制约基奇的效果比直接防守要好很多！！
EastNBAperspective [score hidden] 56 minutes ago
Lakers need to stop with the Rui on Jokic strategy. The Nuggets get open shots for days
球迷：湖人不能再让八村防约基奇了，这个策略下，掘金每次都有一大堆空位投篮！
[–][CLE] LeBron JamesEnterderpmode [score hidden] 54 minutes ago
So how the fuck do the Lakers guard Jokic then lmao
骑士球迷：那他娘的，湖人还能怎么防约基奇啊…哈哈哈哈…
[–]Green_Low1700 [score hidden] 52 minutes ago
There is no solution
球迷：无解…
[–]Lakersswords_devil [score hidden] 48 minutes ago
simple, you just let Jokics take all the shots and hope he gets tired /s
湖人球迷：很简单～整场比赛放约基奇一个人投篮，并且希望这样能把他给累着…
[–]Thunderhomefree122 [score hidden] an hour ago
How does LeBron only take one shot at attempt in the entire fourth quarter?
雷霆球迷：老詹第四节只投了一次篮是咋回事儿？
[–]NBAjonsnowKITN [score hidden] an hour ago
He's tired. It's gonna keep happening too.
球迷：累了呗…而且这种情况后面的比赛还会继续发生的…
[–]ClippersJedi-El1823 [score hidden] an hour ago
Time is undefeated, and it's stomping LeBron now.
快船球迷：时间终是无敌的，如今祂正在叫老詹做人…
[–]Rocketspistolpaolo [score hidden] an hour ago
Gonna be another competitive sweep
火箭球迷：这个系列赛又将是一次势均力敌的4:0横扫…
[–][MIA] Goran DragićGreasly_Goose [score hidden] an hour ago
Lakers are not built to defeat the Nuggets.
热火球迷：湖人根本不是掘金的对手！
[–]Lakerscaptain_ahabb [score hidden] an hour ago
Nobody is. This is one of the best teams of all time.
湖人球迷：没人是掘金的对手！他们是历史最强球队之一！
[–]ayeno [score hidden] an hour ago
Maybe the Lakers should've thrown that first play-in game.
球迷：也许湖人早该放弃一场附加赛（避开掘金）的…
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